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Chronic Podcast: Will the NFL ever show their evidence edition

chronicpodcast — Fri, 11 May 2012 00:41:41 +0000

Dave explains why public opinion is slowly turning against Roger Goodell in the Jonathan Vilma case. Kevin thinks the likely hood of the NFL releasing evidence for the public to see is non existent. The boys also discuss the off season for the rest of the NFC South. Dave wonders if since Drew Brees is a free agent can he still talk to Sean Payton and Kevin says if he can then Drew should probably head to The House of Blues and wait for Payton to get off the stage. Ralph so badly wants the Saints to drive the national media insane by winning the Super Bowl in 2012 he’s willing to suffer through five years of losing to get it. There is also a movie review of The Avengers and discussion of best super hero movie ever. HARD CORE FOOTBALL.

Chronic Podcast: The Media is lazy edition

chronicpodcast — Fri, 04 May 2012 01:09:50 +0000

Is the end near for the offseason from hell? This week Dave returns to discuss the Jonathan Vilma and Will Smith suspensions. Kevin explains how the Saints might have caught a break by only having two players suspended. Since the Saints didn’t have a 1st or 2nd round pick the guys try to figure out how to know whether the 2012 draft is a success. Kevin explains why the national media is lazy and why it’s a bad thing for the Saints. Ralph tries to figure out how many games having Sean Payton on the sidelines is worth. And Dave tries to figure out the mood of Who Dat Nation now that all the bounty discipline has been handed out.

Chronic Podcast: Mickey Loomis is the Godfather Edition

chronicpodcast — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 03:28:48 +0000

Ralph thinks the latest Saints scandal involving Mickey Loomis feels different from all the others. Andrew Juge of The Saints Nation stops by to discuss if ESPN’s report on Mickey Loomis wiretapping opposing teams coaches was well done or fair. (Hint: It wasn’t). Did Joe Vitt’s first press conference running the Saints give Ralph confidence he can pull it off? What does Rita Benson LeBlanc being on double secret probation mean for Tom Benson’s long term succession plans? The boys also review the Jabari Greer and John Kasey signings. And what the hell is Sean Payton doing to pass the time off?

Chronic Podcast: $100000 Pyramid Edition!

chronicpodcast — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 02:40:06 +0000

This week Kevin plays the role of himself and Dave Cariello. He and Ralph discuss the Saints 2012 schedule and how Tom Benson has completely rebuilt his reputation following Katrina. They also come up with the greatest idea for the interim Saints coaches post game press conference in the history of ever. Kevin also thinks Ralph’s idea of signing Braylon Edwards is awful and the news that the Saints and Drew Brees have closed the gap in negotiations has Kevin feeling really good for the season.

Chronic Podcast: How to hire a convict edition

chronicpodcast — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 02:49:59 +0000

Dave explains why hiring Joe Vitt as the interim coach would be like hiring a guy who isn’t even out of jail yet. Kevin is petrified yahoo.com will be all Vicodin all the time if Vitt is the choice to replace Sean Payton. They debate if this was indeed the WORST OFF SEASON EVAH and if Drew Brees missing OTA’s will be a media circus. The boys also lament the fact they didn’t think of Instagram and sell it for a billion dollars. Kevin thinks the guy who thought of change to sepia is probably doing a mountain of cocaine while you listen to this podcast. (*It’s a stone cold fact that he is.) Plus should we give a damn about who the snitch is?

Chronic Podcast: Sean Pamphilon is a self-serving A@@#^& Edition

chronicpodcast — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 02:05:14 +0000

Andrew Juge of the Saints Nation stops by to explain why Sean Pamphilon didn’t release the Gregg Williams tape for anything other than to make a name for himself. Ralph explains why John Clayton’s theory of the Saints having a different head coach every week until Joe Vitt returns from suspension might be the best idea ever. Andrew and Ralph come up with fun ways the Saints could pick the coach every week like a giant wheel or Punch Out from the Price’s Right and Ralph figures out a scenario where his mom coaches Week 3!

Andrew predicts Bill Parcells as the eventual interim coach and they discuss how the Saints need to avoid the circus of Drew Brees missing OTAs.

Chronic Podcast: It’s raining Linebackers Edition

chronicpodcast — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 02:41:08 +0000

Dave rejoices over the Saints signing linebackers with a pulse. Kevin tries to figure out if the Saints have anyone one staff who can help them comply with the Rooney rule. The guys also discuss if the Saints have quietly had a fantastic off season (HINT: HELL YES). Also could hiring Bill Parcels in a consultant role be a good idea? Also they rumor monger about a Drew Brees contract extension. And Kevin rambles about a fat Val Kilmer and Ghost and the Darkness.

Chronic Podcast: We are sorry we doubted you Mickey Edition

chronicpodcast — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 01:54:52 +0000

Andrew Juge stops by to apologize for ever doubting the salary cap genius that is Mickey Loomis. Everyone thought Loomis needed to sign Drew Brees before he could do other moves but the exact opposite was the case. Will Brodrick Bunkley end the Saints decade long search for a good DT? Will Jonathan Vilma see the field in 2012 or will he and Curtis Loften need to learn to play together? Ralph explains how Tom Benson has shown a willingness to spend big money to keep the Saints stars in New Orleans. Oh and they discuss something about Bill Parcels watching baseball in Florida.

Chronic Podcast: All Bounty All the Time Edition

chronicpodcast — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 03:35:04 +0000

Ralph wonders why Roger Goodell thinks Donte Stallworth murdering a guy and Sean Payton lying about bounties warrant the same suspension. Kevin and Dave try to figure out who will coach the Saints in 2012. Ralph explains why Drew Brees’ contract situation for the Saints is like a stranded motorist desperate to get their car repaired. Kevin compares Roger Goodell to Sonny Corleone. Dave and Kevin argue about how the bounty scandal will affect the number of prime time games the Saints have. Kevin and Ralph figure out a way for Sean Payton to make money in 2012 and drive Mike Florio insane.

Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series: Get a LB edition

chronicpodcast — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 01:45:43 +0000

Andrew Juge of TheSaintsNation stops by to discuss the soft LB market and how it might help the Saints. How will Loomis sign two DTs, two LBs and Brees? Which is more important to the defense a LB or DT? How much will Goodell yanking draft picks hurt in 2012? How much of future cap space should Loomis ruin to win now? And Andrew does the happy dance now that Peyton Manning will stay in the AFC.

Chronic Podcast: Free Agency Frenzy

chronicpodcast — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 03:04:59 +0000

Dave and Kevin stop by to talk all things free agency. Did Marques Colston leave money on the table? Will Robert Meachem become the #1 WR in San Diego? Ralph uses Goodfellas to explain the Drew Brees contract situation. Dave is so desperate for the Saints to sign a linebacker he breaks into song. And the boys try to guess what sort of bomb the NFL will drop on the Saints for Bounty Fest.

Chronic Podcast: Bounty Fest Edition! Part 2

chronicpodcast — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 01:06:52 +0000

Dave Cariello tries to figure out if Sean Payton and Mickey Loomis needs to be fired. Kevin Held wonders if the national media is about to dig up every skeleton in the Saints closet. Does a certain medicine cabinet interest Yahoo Sports? And how could the Saints not get a deal done with Drew Brees? We are your guiding light in the off season from hell.

Chronic Podcast: Bounty Fest Edition! Part 1

chronicpodcast — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 01:05:34 +0000

Andrew Juge of The Saints Nation stops by to chat with Ralph Malbrough to try to figure out who Saints fans should be most mad at. Is there anyway the Saints can convince Roger Goodell to show mercy? Andrew also wonders how bounty fest is affecting Mickey Loomis’ ability to do his job.

Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series: QB Edition

chronicpodcast — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 01:18:54 +0000

In this week’s mega episode Andrew Juge stops by to explain how if Chase Daniels had to take snaps that count Saints fans wouldn’t have to drink heavily to watch. Dave asks God to please wrap up the Drew Brees contract situation ASAP, gives home buying tips, and explains why Tony Romo is more accomplished as a golfer than a QB. Kevin doles out career advice to aspiring journalists, and ponders what could happen to cause Canal Street Chronicles to melt down. The guys also discuss what is a worse plague on humanity; Tebow Time or Linsanity.

Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series: Secondary Edition

chronicpodcast — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 02:14:24 +0000

The Saints Nation’s Andrew Juge makes his weekly visit to remind Ralph Kevin Held dropped way more F-bombs in his interview for thesaintsnation. The guys also talk secondary. Is Tracy Porter a goner, is Jabari Greer elite, and could Sean Payton’s crush on Brent Grimes mean the Saints steal him from Atlanta? What will a new defensive coordinator mean for Roman Harper and can Malcolm Jenkins bounce back from a poor 2011? Also #$&& Gregg Williams.

Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series

chronicpodcast — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:24:28 +0000

This week Ralph, Dave and Kevin give final thoughts on the Chronic Got Talent and begin to dread Sundays with no football. They also try to figure out if our expectations for Steve Spagnuolo will to high because Gregg Williams delivered a Super Bowl winning defense in his first year on the job. Which Saint is likely to get overpaid in free agency and be a bust? Would fans be upset if a Saints player got crazy drunk and partied hard after the Saints lost the Super bowl like Rob Gronkowski? Everyone discusses an underrated New Orleans dish. And Ralph discusses his love of chocolate sno-balls and condensed milk. HARD CORE FOOTBALL TO THE MAX.

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Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series: Receiver Edition

chronicpodcast — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 03:55:39 +0000

How do you know we are officially in the darkness of a world without football? The Super Bowl is done and Ralph and Andrew Juge are about to talk Saints receivers for 40 minutes. If Marques Colston leaves can Lance Moore be a #1 receiver? Andrew explains why he is ready to break up with Robert Meachem, why Joe Morgan can be an effective pass catcher, and Devery Henderson is now a great route runner. They also try to figure out if the Saints will sign a free agent receiver you’ve heard of. We are looking at you Reggie Wayne.

Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series

chronicpodcast — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 04:13:14 +0000

Our second off season podcast of the week! Dave recaps the Chronic Got Talent Competition. Dave and Ralph try to figure out if the Saints make the Super Bowl in 2013 how many Saints fans will fill the Dome for Media day. The boys also try to guess who the Saints will target in free agency on the defensive line. Should we be worried Carl Nicks said the Saints haven’t started contract talks? Should we be excited or scared Madonna has promised to ‘gay up’ the halftime show? And Dave mocks the podcast email of cscpodcast@hotmail.com. What’s wrong with hotmail Dave?

Chronic Podcast Off Season Survival Series

chronicpodcast — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 03:06:25 +0000

In the first installment of the Chronic off season podcasts Andrew Juge stops by to talk Super Bowl, the new Saints D-coordinator, and defensive line with Ralph Malbrough. Will the Junior Gallete be the answer to our pass rush prayers in 2012? Who will be back at DT? Also we discuss heavy drinking, how men trick women into marrying us and the black hole known as non football Sundays.

Chronic Podcast Season Wrap-up Edition

chronicpodcast — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 03:10:28 +0000

Ralph, Dave, and Kevin give the heartbreak by the bay one last look. Dave tells of bringing down the BAN HAMMER and one Canal Street Chronicles reader who asked for Dave to ban him. It will bring a smile to your face. The guys also discuss if it was the worst loss in Saints history. (IT WAS). They also try to figure out if a switch to the 3-4 defense is in the cards, what Marques Colston’s value will be in free agency, if Atlanta will pay Carl Nicks billions, and why can the Saints find offensive talent in the draft and off the street but are in year six of the search for a decent linebacker. And the boys put a bow on the 2011 season.